Here's a portion of the important ones from where I last left off, from older to newer.
I have to start by pointing out something funny in my line of tweets:
23 Jan
Food poisoning may have destroyed my Saturday, but it will not take my Sunday!
21 Jan
Some adventures just end with 3am nachos from Filibertos.
If someone just read those, they would assume that my 3am trip to Filibertos was the cause for my food poisoning. However, I remember that day and that was not the cause. I had to point that out, along with how funny I think it is that those two entries had to be near each other.
Here is an article titled Scientology Under FBI Investigation For Work Done For Tom Cruise. *I haven't read it yet, but I had to post it because I thought it was hilariously interesting.
License plate of the day: I SED8 U.
Here's a cool blog, 1000 Awesome Things.
An article about the fact that the administration won't defend the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). Which is great news.
Ouranophobia: Fear of heaven.
Venustraphobia: Fear of beautiful women.
I also like to retweet other people's tweets, which unfortunately don't show up in the Recent twitter activity on this blog, only when you visit my twitter [which you don't need to have a twitter to see]. Here's a good one:
conanobrienswyf Meg Abbitch
I don't even like tattoos, I just keep getting them because I hate being asked to watch other people's kids.
Anthropophobia: Fear of people or being in a company.
This Del Taco drive thru window is ridiculously high. But deemed appropriate with the 2 ridiculously big trucks behind me.*This was my way of mocking unnecessarily large cars owned by inadequate men and women.
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
If more seniors get into porn, it may get more difficult to slow down sexual excitement by thinking of grandma.
Phagophobia: Fear of swallowing.
Nosophobia: Fear of contracting a disease.
Epic Fail: My brother spilled an entire Thirstbuster of a sticky energy drink on himself in my car. *Yes, the whole goddamn thing.
Got honked at because Pluto IS a planet. Damn right!
All these tweets about @charliesheen being the best make me a bit more concerned about the human population than I previously was.
Listening to Duran Duran and burning incense. I think I just brought myself to the 80's.
I actually do feel really bad killing individual insects.
trent_reznor Trent Reznor
Some updates and info from me: http://bit.ly/h9JVA7
Scoleciphobia: Fear of worms.
Oh yessss! www.asmyjunk.com All the dirty fun.
Italian may be the language of love, but English will always be the language of apologizing afterwards.
The problem with technology is that while they're making things for us to view other things, we stop viewing the world. *Embrace natural beauty.
I seriously want to punch every abuser straight in the face. Child abusers, women abusers, homophobes, racists, etc. *Not to mention animal abusers as well.
"Google before you Tweet is the new Think before you Speak." I Love Typography
Decidophobia: Fear of making decisions.
Coprastasophobia: Fear of constipation.
It's pretty pathetic when I look into my overstuffed closet and think, "I need more clothes." *This is always true and will continue to keep running through my mind. It's ridiculous how much clothes I have, and a large percentage that doesn't fit me anymore. Luckily I get all my stuff from thrift stores.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia: Fear of the number 666. *I'd actually like to hear someone pronounce that.
Yet another update: http://bit.ly/dNEHqF
I just now noticed that Filmcritic.com said Blood Into Wine was "a rock 'n roll version of Sideways." Made me laugh.
Had my first conversation with a man with a full row of bling on his teeth. Yeahh...didn't understand a thing he said.
There's no other time saying the phrase "I love you" that makes me want to instantly cry everytime as when it's said between my brother & I.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th.
Renaissance Festival Update: 2 people have confessed their love for me. *One happened within minutes of arriving to the festival. One of the workers that was walking around just came up to me and said he loved me. He noticed my tattoo and necklaces and said I was his favorite person in the world. After he said those things I realized it wasn't part of the act. My friend's weren't surprised.
Renaissance Festival Update: If I lived in the Medieval times I would totally have the hots for the men that joust.
Ablutophobia: Fear of bathing, washing, or cleaning.
I can think of literally 2158752 reasons why arts and craft stores should be open 24 hours. *Seriously.
I am the masta at finding people's keys!! *I helped a customer find the keys to his motor bike. I'm actually a master at finding people's things. It's another one of my talents.
Erotophobia: Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
MANSWERS just informed me that scientifically, spanking does lead to horniness. It all makes sense now.
No matter what kind of food you eat, you will have eaten at least 55 spiders in your lifetime. *This is true, from the Useless Knowledge gadget in the sidebar.
Gerascophobia: Fear of growing old or aging.
Genophobia or Coitophobia: Fear of sexual intercourse.
License plate of the day: TOPPGUN
Anthophobia: Fear of flowers.
Alyssa's Epic Fail of the day: dropping a whole plate of super delicious tacos, rice, and beans onto the floor. Yeah. *That was somewhat embarrassing, but quite funny. Luckily they gave me another order for free.
So Lisbeth Salander is a Taurus...interesting. *It's interesting to see if that works. A created character that could fit the astrological sign description. Her birthday is on a particular European holiday, April 30th, Walpurgis Night. So far I can think of a few Taurus traits that fit her.
Accidently leaving the house without my septum ring is discomforting. *This happens from time to time. I rarely ever take it off, and I often leave the house with this feeling that I'm forgetting something, often a piece of jewelry of some sort. Luckily never my hearing aids, although that's almost happened a few times.
Bumper sticker of the day: God recycles. He made you out of dust. *I like the scientific aspect of this bumper sticker and I'm just going to ignore that it may or may not suggest that God does exist.
Loud music has a major tendency to give me vertigo. How I don't miss it. *I was diagnosed with vertigo in my pre-teens. I used to get it a lot more then, especially in repeated environments. Now, I get it in malls and occasionally places with very loud music.
Maybe I will be Lola for Halloween this year... *Yes! If my hair is still red in the fall [ha!] I will most likely be Lola from Run Lola Run.
Definite requirement for future laptop: extremely long battery life to allow for blogging outdoors. *Nature is one of the best inspirations.
Dear world, stop being creepy. Thanks. *Please.
Haptephobia: Fear of beinng touched.
I would like to thank the universe for giving me dreams that disturb me, inspire me, and enlighten me.
I hate when people say "It's all in God's plan." The only plan my Dad has is to be a dick. *Following Jesus Christ is pretty fucking entertaining.
Reading astrology excites me in ways I will not readily admit.
Whenever people offer to do something nice for me I have this retarded auto response that says, "No, thanks." It's stupid. *I very rarely ask for things. And yet when people ask me if I want anything, I still blurt out no, even if it's not true.
Does Your Name Determine Your Destiny? - Yahoo! News http://yhoo.it/gSA8Ry *I didn't read any of the articles listed but I do have an awesome book about names. Read about my name towards the bottom of this post [scroll just after the photos of me].
Fitting rooms are definitely one place where I completely don't mind turning my hearing aids off. *I've done this at least once. Sometimes I can hear other women/girls chatting about their clothes, their bodies, etc. It starts to irritate me very quickly.
They really ought to make 'clinical protection' deodorant for people living in Arizona. Psh! *Yeah, that stuff doesn't help.
When cops are driving in movies, other drivers on the road never pull over. *It's an interesting and slightly annoying fact. But of course it makes movies more interesting, blah blah.
Philophobia: Fear of love.
Dating website commercials only show straight matches...those bitches... *Yep, those bitches. Only the heterosexual and white majority. Other races, usually mixed, are shown but not as much.
I love that in bookstores most of my favorite yet somewhat contradicting subjects are in the same aisle. Science and Astrology. *And I got everything I need.
Lessons from the love masters http://shar.es/3Mx9j Recap of some of the most fascinating things I learned in my Courtship & Marriage class. *I discuss this further in this post.
Heliophobia: Fear of sunlight.
Osculation is the scientific term for kissing.
White people really do live up to their stereotypical bad dancing skills every now and then. Always amusing.
I now officially understand why wait staffs are bitter. *I'll have to describe this frustration in a whole other post.
The Most Dangerous Thing You'll Do All Day: Sitting!!!
Kinemortophobia: Fear of the undead specifically zombies
Yay instant Netflix finally has a subtitle option! *Unfortunately only on select films, particularly newer ones.
Nomophobia: Fear of being out of mobile phone contact.
Osmophobia/Olfactophobia: Fear of smells.
Satellite Photographs 'Black Hole' on Earth - http://yhoo.it/dGyOv2
I like my sex like I like my exorcisms, full of dirty words and ending in a huge release of “demons.”
License plate of the day: O SNAAP
Maieusiophobia or Tocophobia: Fear of childbirth.
Blood Concept http://t.co/qC6AJ6G An awesome combination of science/medical and fashion/beauty.
Biphobia: Fear/dislike of bisexuals.
Baaraparchuterphobia: Fear of space aliens and the dead.
Lecturing younger brothers is definitely a full time job.
BREAKING NEWS: NE WS.
I absolutely love following Steve Martin, he's one of the few of which I read every post. I love his humor and complete randomness.
Watching movies on television with subtitles is especially fun when you get to read the cover up's of cuss words. Froggin' ashpole! *This is soooo so bad.
Chiroptophobia: Fear/dislike of bats.
Murophobia: Fear/dislike of mice and/or rats.
Guy Does Unbelievable 'Matrix' Dance on 'Britain's Got Talent' http://yhoo.it/gEal10 Wow! So impressive.
Watch Symmetry on Vimeo! http://vimeo.com/everynone/symmetry Intensely gorgeous.
Dear world, my ass is too big to fit in the little cute clothes you make.
Of course as I take a glimpse at my TV, Manswers gives the answers I'm not surprised by. Tonight: girls that are best in bed are smart girls.
Canadian bureaucracy ends autistic track star’s senior season due to the fact 'that he's been in high school too long' http://t.co/0d88lZn
I'm onto you electricians. Working on the power line above my yard while I'm trying to swim. *Of course this has to occur just after I get in the pool, and I'm wearing underwear for bottoms. The two men kept looking at me so I awkwardly made it seem like I was busy doing something like brushing the pool. Then I just got out and waited for them to leave. Which one was still on my neighbor's roof, and finally left also.
Most dresses fit my body in ways that make me look like a hooker. *The curves, the curves!
All That Is Interesting - The First Zombie-Proof House
That'll do for now. Hope you enjoyed it.
Watching movies on television with subtitles is especially fun when you get to read the cover up's of cuss words. Froggin' ashpole! *This is soooo so bad.
Chiroptophobia: Fear/dislike of bats.
Murophobia: Fear/dislike of mice and/or rats.
Guy Does Unbelievable 'Matrix' Dance on 'Britain's Got Talent' http://yhoo.it/gEal10 Wow! So impressive.
Watch Symmetry on Vimeo! http://vimeo.com/everynone/symmetry Intensely gorgeous.
Dear world, my ass is too big to fit in the little cute clothes you make.
Of course as I take a glimpse at my TV, Manswers gives the answers I'm not surprised by. Tonight: girls that are best in bed are smart girls.
Canadian bureaucracy ends autistic track star’s senior season due to the fact 'that he's been in high school too long' http://t.co/0d88lZn
I'm onto you electricians. Working on the power line above my yard while I'm trying to swim. *Of course this has to occur just after I get in the pool, and I'm wearing underwear for bottoms. The two men kept looking at me so I awkwardly made it seem like I was busy doing something like brushing the pool. Then I just got out and waited for them to leave. Which one was still on my neighbor's roof, and finally left also.
Most dresses fit my body in ways that make me look like a hooker. *The curves, the curves!
All That Is Interesting - The First Zombie-Proof House
That'll do for now. Hope you enjoyed it.
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