No Sex & Candy

Happy statehood to my home, Arizona!!

My friend's know better than to say Happy Valentine's to me. I woke up to only one text about it and it was a goddamn mass text sent by an acquaintance who I hardly ever talk to anymore. In the history of Valentine's, I have been single for all but 2 Valentine's days. I don't say this for pity, but for excitement. This is also probably an appropriate time to add another fact that I've recently realized. Every single one of my close friends are currently in a relationship. I am the only single one. It's took awhile to notice, but it's pretty cool and amusing. This is no big deal for I'm always the "third wheel" in my groups however no one would consider me a third wheel. Fact of the matter is, I am the third one. Luckily for me, all of my friends, with the exception of one, are incredibly considerate when it comes to mushy PDA when I am or any other guest is around. I love that my friends are like this as I would show the same kind of respect.

Anyways, I don't have the typical funny V day posts yet, but here's the links to my previous ones here, here, and here. And if you're looking for something extra dirty and awesome, I suggest Organic Meatbag's lovely post of the day. Once the facebookers start failing, I'll have something to share.

For the day, I wish to enjoy it with myself. Hopefully my taste buds are working so I can enjoy an awesome burrito or something. Ha, that sounded dirty...