Inked Dreams

It's not that I don't remember my dreams everyday, it's more of whether I have the time to really remember them and to write about them. I definitely have to mention this morning's dream because it's flat out hilarious.

I want to start by telling you partially of some of the things I did before going to bed of which greatly impacted my dreams. I had my television on in the background while I was on my computer. NCIS was on T.V. and I was looking at Ugliest Tattoos. While all this was going on, I also decided to look up one of the actresses of NCIS, she's a cutey. So I realized she was born in 1969, which reminded me of a post I made about someone I know and other famous people born in 1969. All of these factors are important. Definitely take a look at the ugly tattoo site, I spent a portion of my night looking at over 20 pages of ridiculous tattoos. A lot of them are vulgar/dirty but hilarious and definitely made an appearance in my dream.

So I was getting some tattoos done. I got a pair of something, I have no idea what it was and it didn't look good, just next to each of my third eyes on my forearms. Then I got a tattoo on each of my upper arms, on the back just above my elbow. I would use scientific words to describe the placement, but I want you guys to know what I'm talking about. Well, these ones on the back of my arms were pretty awesomely bad. My left arm had an elaborate penis with some sort of colorful banner that said something about the year 1969. My right arm was just the same but with a vagina. It was colorful and kind of similar to this here. Unfortunately I cannot find the penis and vagina tattoo pair that mine were most similar to. But I remember I kept rolling up my sleeves so they wouldn't ruin the tattoo and I also remember vividly putting ointment on them. I love that fresh tattoo feeling. I felt like a badass with these tattoos and I have no idea why I decided to get them. However, I'm not surprised by the placement of the ink, because in reality I have been thinking of getting tattoos there. It's been nearly four years since I got my last tattoos and I think about it quite often.

Other parts of my dreams are a bit fuzzy, I know I went on two separate dates. One with some douchebag guy and one with a beautiful lady I've been talking to a lot lately. I had some sort of strict mental checklist for both dates. The guy was failing miserably, and the girl was doing amazing. I think the guy ended up having some other girlfriend or something. And I may or may not have had the tattoos while on the dates, I'm still unsure if they were separate dreams or not.