Eat Me

So I realized today that it's quite interesting that we, or women specifically, have to smell edible. Why is it that most lotions and perfumes always have to be scents of things edible. Hey, I know they smell awesome, but still, we put ourselves out there...as food. What the hell? I think it's kind of hilarious. I was watching a monthly DVD for work and around the holidays we sell a variety of lotions for 99 cents and they all are scents of food. One is actually chocolate truffle and it smells so much like chocolate that it makes me sick. But in the DVD the lady was saying how they smell delicious. Well...I personally closely associate the word "delicious" with the act of consuming things, through the mouth, that is. So, ladies, smell like food and hook them in where you want them!
Jesus.