12.27.2013

The Genes That I Lack

As a note, I am aware these are not exactly genes, but I'm approaching this in a less scientific way and a little humorous as well. This is what I've come up with so far:

The genes that allow me to be able to wear and walk comfortably in flip flops.

The genes that allow me to wear white successfully.

The genes that allow me the desire to have children.

The genes that allow me the ability to be unaffected by my surroundings.

The genes that don't allow me to read everything in front of me.

The genes that allow me to have simple minded conversations.

The genes that allow me to say no when offered money.

The genes that allow me to be addicted to substances.

The genes that allow me to believe in god.

The genes that allow me to be attracted to only one gender.

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