In the Gutter. Always

Another awesome and addicting hilarious website. Things my boyfriend says. The girlfriend posts funny things her boyfriend says, while he's awake that is. I also found out he is French Canadian, therefore has an accent. Man, I love the Interweb.
"Is there any kind of buttsex other than SURPRISE buttsex?"
Imitating the female orgasm: "OH MOTHER JESUS YEAH IN MY VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth."
"Why are people always stealing my ideas? Like penis in vagina sex. MY IDEA."
"See, this is why I won't let you have nice things. Because you won't let me grow majestic facial hair."
While watching a commercial for pickup trucks: "Buy this truck and PUNCH MOTHER NATURE IN THE FACE."

Obviously I like the dirty ones the most, but whatever. You can deal with it.
I'm in a good mood aside from the pain in my head. I'm going to overload this post in funniness.


And now time for some Douchebags.

I'm glad that cameras exist to capture moments, however sometimes I feel like it is a curse as well.