I Just Have To

From Mylifeisaverage:
Today, I went with my family to a party my aunt and uncle was holding, and I met this awkwardly quiet boy there. When my aunt was cutting the cake she lifted the blade and commented "I remember this being bigger." The only words this kid said all night? "That's what she said." MLIA

It's a good way to waste time between classes.
Caveman decided to talk to me today. Been a couple years. Still equally awkward to talk to him.