Thoughts on Lust

I love watching really old people smoke cigarettes. It's like watching death. It is the closest you'll get to watching someone approaching death on a regular daily basis [unless you have an occupation that requires you to deal with death].

I have this weird idea that my female friends and acquaintances and myself are the only females that have a sex drive. I want to know more females and I want to meet a prude one for once! As far as I'm concerned no other female carries that supposed stereotypical prudent nature. You see in fiction that there are such women that don't even masturbate. But even as I say all this, I still feel like every girl is like that unless I know her a little bit more personally. I am constantly surprised by the sexual nature of females around me, when I really shouldn't be, knowing my own mind. And I'm not even talking about females that don't do anything, but ones that don't even think them. Does that exist? I'd like to know.
I wish I could erase all assumptions from my brain, but more often than not I just convince myself that it's safer to have these things than to not.

For some reason this makes me laugh a lot

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