I had mentioned that I'm surprised I had not dreamt about any of things I have been watching, reading, or playing. However the last two nights in a row I have. Dramatically so.
I finished watching the only two seasons of the American Kitchen Nightmares that are available on Netflix and then started watching the UK version. 2 nights ago I hardly got any sleep. Kitchen Nightmares had the biggest impact on the dream front although there were other random dreams/visions as well. I tossed and turned more than I had in some time. Every time I moved a new plate of food was envisioned. It was so annoying, nothing but food, food, and plates, and more food. It didn't make me hungry nor had any major impact. I'm sure Gordon Ramsay was participating in the dreams but that's only when I actually did fall asleep for a few minutes or so. These plates of food were more so visions in my half awake disposition, rather than dreams because I had not been asleep. Needless to say I was immensely tired on Monday morning.
Last night I got more sleep and had actual dreams, mostly of Gordon Ramsay. One really bizarre one due to the fact that I watched two episodes before bed in which he used the word "plonker" a handful of times [in addition to "yanking my plonker" and "pulling my plonker". I then dreamt about his "plonker", which simply put, was just fucking weird. Yeah, I'm attracted to him. Yeah, I respect him. But this dream was more about an alien penis than anything real [and of which I do not want to describe in detail]. Which now only makes it hilarious.
Let's see how many views this post gets with the lovely and oh so colorful keyword "plonker" combined with Gordon Ramsay.
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