May

As for the recap of April's horoscope:
Spring has sprung and your appetite for new experiences and personalities is sharpened. But tread with care-Venus and Mars would love to connect you to some inappropriate folks this month. Say "I'll think about it" rather than an outright yes.
And now for May, a month I used to hate but no longer do:
An impulsive companion could bring some merriment into your life. If this is someone at work who needs a favor, make sure you know what you're in for. Scorpios may have tricky interactions with others this month; beware of unneeded defensiveness.

So my coworker informed me of this site The Dirty, I don't even feel like explaining what it is right now, you can figure it out. But as I'm going through the Scottsdale douchers, I finally find some that I recognize [my coworker informed me of one girl who I know from a bar and that comes into my work...I'm still searching for her]. But this kid is in my Courtship and Marriage class currently. The girl that is not the focus of this post SHOULD be, can't stand her. This girl looks very familiar, I believe she is a frequent customer of mine, and she came up twice. Ugh, I'm done looking. Need to go work on papers!