Say What?

Last night was epically amusing. I get instantly harassed the second I walk in. Who the hell thinks this pick up line would actually work!? "I've always had a fantasy to do it with a Raggedy Ann." Wow. Really douchebag? Then I proceeded to get called Pippi Longstocking by another guy. I haven't been called that since grade school. Followed also by Alice in Wonderland. However, my night got better and nothing beats a bar bathroom picture quite like this: