Oh Oh Oh Miss Alyssa!

Eeeeeeee!!!
Me wants!!
Baby octopus!!

Moose drool on the brain, pretty much all day. I puked at work. Can't remember if that was the first time or second. But I came out to my manager saying, "You're not pregnant are you?!" Pretty funny.

However I drunkenly put in some notes in the memo on my phone, where I usually write notes for later blogging topics. These still don't make any sense to me whatsoever. I wish I knew what I was talking about. "hisky sex" "the problem with the sex but the --- better be wprth it." And "I apparenly had a bad idea that " ....is wrong" it can happen & then what" Yeah, fucking verbatim! I don't know what that means!! I also made a reminder to look up the song "Miss Alissa" by the band Eagles of Death Metal. Apparently one of the bartenders at a bar I frequent plays this song on the jukebox everytime I'm there. [My name is Alyssa, if you didn't know that]. And of course, I don't hear it, but I just looked up the lyrics, and it's quite funny to me. Regardless I think it's pretty sweet she does that. I'm totally digging it.
You know I try so hard
But I think you don't see
Cos' I'm moving so fast
We call it rock n rollin'
My weapon seems usless
Cos' your on to me
You are impossible to read
You're always straight controllin'

Oh oh oh Miss Alissa!
Oh oh oh Miss Alissa!
Oh oh oh Miss Alissa!
Gonna do a voodoo dance until you feel my power now

You know I feel so smooth
I'm always struttin' when in motion
Make the little girls dance
Cos' i'm rock n rollin'
It reallly doesn't matter
If you're hard to please
Cos' when you give me your smile
I'm yours for straiht controllin'

Oh oh oh Miss Alissa!
Oh oh oh Miss Alissa!
Oh oh oh Miss Alissa!
Gonna do a voodoo dance until you feel my power now

Oh oh oh Miss Alissa
Oh oh oh Miss Alissa
Oh oh oh Miss Alissa
Gonna do a voodoo dance until you feel my power now
You gonna feel my power

Oh and I am also on a mission to find out the American sign language signs for "dumbass" and "Jew." I'm glad I have a phone to remind me these things. Jewish is a sign I already know, although I forgot it last night, but dumbass is going to be a challenge.

Oh sweet Braille.