Loco

Working in retail amongst other things really makes me hate unorganized women. A wallet is supposed to keep you organized, damnit!

I also very much hate when people talk over you. I'd like to finish my sentences, thank you very much.

People constantly disappoint me. Sucks having standards and expectations. That aside, I'm guessing it says somewhere in the Bible "Do in all your will to disappoint Alyssa" Yeah, I read that.

Please note that this post is in a very light-hearted tone. I mean these things but as the above paragraphs may seem very angry or complainy, that is not my intention.

Jizz jokes are evolving quite a bit. I am now known as the Jizz Goblin as well as the Jizz Jester. Yes, that's me.

Have I become the ultimate temptation for guys who are unavailable? I'm not speaking of guys that I'm interested in, for I'm actually not interested in anyone with a significant other. But I am talking about guys with girlfriends that are hitting on me. That does not make me feel very comfortable, but I have just officially noticed the increasing trend.

I have noticed lately that I am a pattern whore. Nearly everyday I'm clashing patterns that aren't "supposed" to go together. An excellent example being pinstripe pants, plaid sweater, and a horizontal striped shirt. Jizztastic! But that's always been my style: colors, patterns, whatever pleases my eyes, comfort. I specifically remember an instance a couple months ago before a friend and I were going out. I had something on and asked her if they went together, and she starts, "well, not really..." And I cut her off and I say, "for me?" "For you, then yes!" Problem solved. I love my life.

If everything/everyone was the same, this world would be very boring. Embrace differences. Embrace your body. Embrace others. Embrace originality.

I also love how the spellcheck doesn't recognize 'Jizz.' Oh sweetness.