"Shhhhh. Your Voice, My Ears. A Bad Combination."

I am very grateful that my coworker happened to be up at 4 in the morning and watching television and then to find out about a new blog which I have subscribed to, Sleep Talkin' Man. It is absolutely positively amazing, hilarious, and outright addicting. This blog is created by the wife of an English man who talks quite a bit in his sleep. She decided to keep track of his sayings and even recorded them. I couldn't be any more happier about someone's excellent use of a recorder. This actually makes me a little sad I can't hear while I'm sleeping. I love how much cussing and anger this guy's subconscious has. My guess is he has a lot of bottled up anger and he then yells at people all the time in his sleep. And talks about food and animals a lot. Knowing he has an accent only makes it better. Man, this site is amazing!
"Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty fucker."
"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"
"If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse."
"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."
"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"Of course I've always loved music. YOURS makes me want to poo my pants."
"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good."

I'm becoming more Scorpio by the fucking day.

I exchanged some numbers with some roller derby girls last night. It's something I'm quite interested in, but really when it comes down to it, I just don't have the time for it.

Now the guys from Failblog have created a new site, Failbooking.

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