So I've started my day off to a really good start and I have been smiling since. On the drive to school I was listening to the radio where they were announcing the criminal of the day and other interesting stories. In regards to the criminal, it was a 19 year old guy somewhere in the US, I didn't catch the location, getting drunk. While being intoxicated enough he decided it was a good idea to go door to door, to sell...pot! He apparently had quite a lot on him too. It was going fine until he knocked on the door that was the house of a police officer. The officer gave the guy a taste of his handcuffs. But unfortunately for the guy, he also had a prohibited gun on him. So there, multiple charges with the bail of $10,000. Way to go buddy!
Next story involved a 27 year son and his mother, both held hostage in their own apartment. Held hostage by an overweight cat named Carmen. Carmen apparently had been acting strange for the past few months and then recently snapped. The cat was attacking and scratching the son's legs and they called the cops. Animal control was then called over to take Carmen away. Damn crazy cats. The radio host then said there was a note on her paper that she was reading the stories from that said she needs to watch out since she has a 27 year old son who lives in his own apartment and apparently cannot defend himself from a cat. Pretty funny.
And finally a woman of the age and location I also did not catch was recently diagnosed with persistent genital arousal syndrome which has been ruining her life. She had to quit her job because the machines there kept setting her off. She couldn't keep a relationship either, because the men could not keep up with her. But until recently, she met 32 year old Anthony who has the same disorder. They get it on 10 times a day. Yay for them!!
And now, while attempting some homework, I am watching Prank wars that a friend had told me about. He actually showed me the first video over a year ago, which I completely forgot about. The video, as shown below, is quite hilarious and the beginning of the prank war. The other videos are shown at the link provided above. These have only further contributed to the huge smile on my face and the lack of oxygen to my brain. Tonight, will be topped off with amazing sushi with my lovely friend, who will be the birthday girl tomorrow. Ah, what a good day.
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