“I Am Hoping That I Can Be Known as a Great Writer and Actor Some Day, Rather Than a Sex Symbol.”

So tonight while passing time with my coworker, I was informed of something I find ridiculous. Steven Seagal is really a cop. He's the motherfucking deputy sheriff of a town in Louisiana. And soon will have a reality series television show about it. Oh. My. God. We couldn't stop laughing and making up scenarios on how if anyone, us included, were to be arrested by him, we just would not be able to take him seriously whatsoever. Jebus.
Not to mention he also plays music.

And sex symbol? Really?!