3.29.2009

Bumper Sticker Pride

I know I don't have much place to speak negatively on bumper stickers, considering I have quite a few. However, the ones that show off some sort of pride are very limited in variety of choices. For example, "My daughter is in the Marines," or "Military Dad," or "My child is an honor roll student" etc. Now if I could have a bumper sticker for every person that meant something to me, it would be a little like this:
My friend is a dancer
My friend survived birth giving
My friend makes badass art
My dad knows how to fix shit!
My brother quit meth
My friend appreciates me
My friend understands me
My dogs listen to me
My mom no longer has the influence to ruin my life
My grandma is pretty cool
My neighbors makes me feel safer at home
My manager respects me
My friends and ex-boyfriends are talented musicians
Now you get my point...can't really find those kinds of stickers around.

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